Hot Wet Trainwreck

So let's back-track a bit.
I'm Bailey Finch: twenty-four, living in LA, and working as the lowly Calendar Editor for a trendy Love & Relationships magazine - think Cosmo on methamphetamines. I mostly take coffee orders.
I'm also woefully body-conscious, clinically anxious, and still a virgin. Not the cute, quirky sort, either. I'm a borderline train-wreck on my best days, and a dumpster fire on my worst.
Cue Elijah Mattox: salacious film star prodigy, wanna-be mainstream actor, and arguably the best career opportunity to possibly fall into my lap.
Or at least, that's how it started - there was something much bigger yet to come.
HOT WET TRAINWRECK: A bad boy. A hot mess. A romantic comedy.