The Teddy Bear Conspiracies

The experts on the crash at Roswell are all wrong. It wasn't a weather balloon as the government claims. It wasn't little green men either. The pilots that crashed in the remote New Mexico desert in July 1947 were four teddy bears. Or more precisely, they were four aliens that look like teddy bears.

Nonsense, you say? Well consider the proof contained within the pages of this whimsical sci-fi spoof ripped from the headlines in the supermarket tabloids. This story pokes fun at just about every alien conspiracy theory ever foisted upon human beings.

This work has been termed, "Winnie the Pooh meets the X-Files." It documents a terrifying, compelling saga of a war raging for half a decade right here on Earth between two alien races.