Suburban Fighters: Vol. #1 Deliverer of the Year

THEY'RE NOT THE GREATEST WARRIORS FROM AROUND THE WORLD... THEY'RE THE GREATEST WARRIORS IN ONE SQUARE BLOCK!

Welcome to an easier time, a better time.  The simple days of yesteryear where your milk and paper were delivered every day by the paper boy and milkman.  Where daily you were greated by your neighbor and the neighborhood children.  Where your only worries were getting into a throw down death match with the ninja living next door!  Welcome to Suburbia, a time lost town where your next door neighbor, your mailman, and your teacher are secretly some of the most skilled ninjas, boxers, and genetically engineered warriors in the world!