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This Wonderful Book gets better and Better as you Dig into it deeper and Deeper for its Hidden Gems of Provable Truths. Indeed, we Challenge anyone with a Right Mind to read so little as 40 pages of this Inspired Book, and not Love it with a Capital L, which picks up Real Momentum by just 20 pages later, which Presents POWERFUL Truths that no Sane Person can Rightly Deny! Therefore, do yourself and the People of the entire World a Great Favor by Filling your Mind and Heart with those Beautiful Gemstones of Provable Truths, and do not Allow any Silly Lady Doubtfulness, nor Irreverent LOUDMOUTH Slothgut Windbag Hole-in-his-Head, to Discourage you by any Means: beCause it shall be According to your FAITH, Hope, Trust, Love, Patience, Persistence, and Obedience. Yes, it just Naturally Requires those Good Things: beCause Unbelief, Doubt, Fear, Depression, Hate, Impatience, Laziness, and Disobedience have never Accomplished any Good Thing. Selah. This Special Book is Dedicated to Mr. John McArdle of the Washington Journal fame.