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Still a Nice Guy
Phil Torcivia
Still a Nice Guy
Phil Torcivia
Dating is a humorous struggle for a recently divorced man who has no clue what women want.
Excerpt from Still a Nice Guy - What's Your Sign?
Astrology is bullshit. That doesn't keep people--including First Ladies--from making decisions based on their horoscopes. Some women decide if they are compatible with a man based on his sign. "Oh, you're a Virgo? Well, then this will never work." She's right; it won't, because I don't want to waste time with a deluded person. It's time we come up with a new set of signs, and I'm just the man to do it.
- Hairies. Featuring Greeks and Italians, this group includes people with constant shower drain clogs and an arsenal of clippers and razors.
- Saggyderryarius. Old folks with droopy butts.
- Whorpio. Also known as "sex junkie," obsessed with enjoying the finer things in life in exchange for putting out.
- Borus. This includes people who dominate every group event and keep us all on the edge of our seats with their Facebook updates, or so they think.
- Gleeyo. One with obnoxious laughter hiding a deep depression.
- Hebra. Man with boobs.
- Ginani. Martini addicts. People who drink from triangular glasses and act catty.
- Furgo. Women with hairless privates that make it easy for men to find glory while fantasizing about their high school sweethearts.
- Glancer. Voyeurs who can't talk to women without staring down the cleavage.
For you blue-collar types:
- Construction Zone. Visit Del Mar, La Jolla, or Scottsdale to discover wild packs of these Botox-laden beasts.
- School Zone. Cougars out to teach youngsters how to make a Cosmopolitan and find the G-spot.
- Yield. A sign of indifference. I use this one often. It represents someone who would rather receive directions than guess what you want. It also means that I don't care what your sign is.
Media | Books Paperback Book (Book with soft cover and glued back) |
Released | April 14, 2010 |
ISBN13 | 9781450557924 |
Publishers | CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platf |
Pages | 324 |
Dimensions | 19 × 133 × 203 mm · 335 g |
Language | English |
Contributor | Nick Street |