How to Stop Sucking

?How to Stop Sucking? is a self-help book that explains how to act right, enjoy great relationships, live well and leave a great corpse. The book covers everything you need to know about marriage, dating, work, pets, parenting, religion, party etiquette and, of course, what to do when the zombies come. ?How to Stop Sucking? is a total life guide for everyone who sucks a little and makes a great gift for the person in your life who sucks a lot. ?How to Stop Sucking? is conveniently sized to fit on windshields, wedged in doorways or under a stack of papers so ?that special someone? can receive the help they need, without ever knowing where it came from. The world would be a better place if everyone stopped sucking and with ?How to Stop Sucking,? now everyone can! You?re welcome.