I Banged a Vampire and He Didn't Sparkle Like the Bitches in Twilight

Publisher Marketing: 26-year old Jessica Fox is madly in love with her sexy-as-fuck boyfriend, the world-famous vampire slayer Leonard Clapton. She's also sexually aroused by vampires. So when Leonard invites her on an expedition to slay one of the deadliest vampires the world has ever known, the notorious Vladimir Crimson, she would be a fool not to accept. Jessica and Leonard journey to a spooky castle deep in the heart of Transylvania to take out the demonic foe. Unfortunately things don't work out as they had expected. Vladimir viciously slaughters Leonard and is about to kill Jessica when he feels a longing in his loins the likes of which he has not felt in many, many centuries. Realizing that the best way to leave Transylvania alive is to grant Vladimir the carnal knowledge he so desperately desires, Jessica makes the first move and sucks Vladimir's monstrous cock. What follows next is an epic session of blood-sucking love-making the likes of which eluded those dumb idiots Edward and Bella. As Jessica quickly finds out, real vampires don't sparkle like those bitches in Twilight. This is the sixth erotica short story in the "I Banged" series, featuring sultry and fiery journalist-turned-sexual-deviant Jessica Fox. One day she's banging the president, the next day she's riding Santa Claus, the day after that she's getting eaten out by Big Foot. Admit it, you're mighty jealous of all the banging Jessica does. (Except, of course, when Jessica has sex with an inter-dimensional demon from Hell. Even she has to admit that's a bit weird.)