The Human Body Instruction Manual: A Guide for Taking Care of a Typical Human

This manual is provided when you purchase your first human from us at Human Inc. Humans are very fascinating creatures, but understanding what a human requires and how they function can be very strange. This manual is designed to help our species understand how to take care of a typical human. We believe if you are good to your human it will be good to you. We hope you and your human have a very long, productive, and happy life together. Thank you for purchasing your human from us at Human Inc. Sometimes a different perspective can simplify things or it can add insight. I hope you find this H. B. I. M. both informative and a fun book to read.

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