The Value of Mule Poop

"That sounds good 'Col. but what is this Major bit you called me?" Frank said quizzically. "Well Frank, we didn't want to say anything until we figured you were at least close to being fully recovered, but on General Grierson's recommendation, you have been retroactively promoted to Major, and have been assigned as Commanding Officer of the 2nd Battalion, of the 39th Brigade, 7th Cavalry Div. A Captain Swiftfoot has been doing a good job of handling your duties as I understand it while you have been carried as being in Medical Recovery. I hope that all this does not come as too great a shock, but as I said, we wanted to be sure of your full recovery before overloading you with too great a burden. Just how well are you feeling Frank, and do you think you are ready for active duty, at least with Light Duty restrictions?" asked the Col.