French Memos To Assholes

"Vulgar And Delightful Memos To Learn REAL French While Coloring Your Anger Away" The Perfect Adult Coloring Book To Release Your Anger And Learn French At The Same Time Pissed off to see how silly your neighbor is? Fed up listening to your boring coworker who never shuts up? Your mechanic is a notorious incompetent? You are in a hurry but the driver before you drives slow as hell? Sometimes, you just need to slap (or punch) them in the face. But before it ends up turning against you: Join the growing foulmouthed masses of people who express their anger by coloring! Keep Children away, It's Going To Be Spicy!
From the former President Nicolas Sarkozy's famous "Casse-toi, pauv' con !" to the classic "Ferme ta gueule", here are all these spicy, delightful and vulgar French phrases on which you will NEVER want your children to stumble upon, but that offer you an intense coloring pleasure and a great way to learn French the real way, like no school will EVER teach you: Va Te Faire Enculer
Crétin Des Alpes
Suce Ma Queue
Espèce De Sale Connard
T'es Une Grosse Salope
Enculeur De Mouches
Casse-toi, pauv' con !
Je Vais Te Casser La Gueule
Ferme Ta Gueule
Sale Fils De Pute
Tu Me Fais Gerber
Espèce De GROS Enculé
Tu Es Une Grosse Merde
Va Te Faire Foutre
Raclure De Bidet
Tu Me Les Brises
Je Te Pisse À La Raie
Lèche-Cul De Merde
Imbécile Heureux
Je T'emmerde
Fous-Moi La Paix
Dégage Connard
Tu L'as Dans Le Fion
Sale Chienne
Tu Pues Du Cul
Nique Ta Mère
Parle À Ma Main
Moule À Gaufres
Balai À Chiottes
Tu Es Aussi Belle Que Tu Es Intelligente
Bien Joué Einstein
T'es Pas La Moitié D'Un Con
Espèce De Faux-Cul
T'es Une Vraie Connasse
The Perfect Gift Against Anger With Many Animals To Color
Have you seen the creatures and animals present in this adult coloring book? Some hide, others openly appear, but each drawing contains at least one of them. It's up to you to find them! Help as many people as possible to join the growing masses who express their anger by coloring, (or help your desperate friends who want to swear in French without being ridiculous): Offer them this book as a gift! And to color with even more comfort, there is only one drawing per sheet to avoid colors bleeding through to the back of the page and damage the other drawings.