Sir Ballsfart and the Forest of Penises

The inspiring true story of one man's struggle to find meaning in a world of chaos and disorder. Experience the wonder of a magical realm unlike any other. Explore the majesty of creatures and cultures beyond your wildest imagining. Join an adventure that begins in a forest comprised almost entirely of literal penises and ends in a castle that is exclusively comprised of literal penises. Purchase Sir Ballsfart's debut novel so that he might take your money and then transfer that money into gold and then use that gold to pay off the debts that he accrued during wizard college. You definitely probably won't regret it.