It's Only Temporary

Connor

Question: What do you do when your fiancée breaks up with you via text message?
Answer: Obviously, you get s**t-faced drunk with your mates at the bar and blurt/slur out an invitation to the gorgeous waitress to come with you to Colorado for your sister's wedding.
Question: What happens when she, against all odds, says yes?
Answer: You take her to Colorado with you and... wow!
Asking her to come turns out to be the best thing you ever did in your life.
Question: What happens when your ex turns up and wants to kiss and make-up?
Answer: Baby, everything has a sell-by date.