Clint Clusterfuk

He was eleven when the alien bug broke into his home, slaughtered his family, and left him with superior strength and weird healing powers. The years since, he's been the REAL super, intergalactic badass. Like, the baddest. No one could ever compare. Maybe. He leads teams and platoons into battles, ending planetary wars before they can even begin. He singlehandedly saves Earth Two from two invasions and stops an intergalactic war. So what if too many people die and planets are destroyed. At least the threats are gone, right? Right. He's soon a respected, although infamous, Elite Sergeant for the Supreme Elite Division. Everything goes beautifully until he's stripped of his stripes and banished to Earth One for not only following orders, putting his platoon in danger. He wakes up in Australia with parasitic kangaroos and--BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. Look, if you want the full Clusterfuk, check these shenanigans out! I promise...you'll come back for more. WARNING: THIS BOOK IS FOUL MOUTHED, VIOLENT, AND BRIMMING WITH BAD JOKES! YOU'LL LOVE IT! BUT, YA KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! SHUT UP. "Clusterfuk is the perfect cocktail of Deadpool and Duke Nukem!" -R. F. Blackstone"Action! Adventure! Highly inappropriate internal dialogue! And even more inappropriate external dialogue! This Clusterfuck you don't want to avoid! So worth the read!" -Jake Bible, author of Roak and Max Rage: Intergalactic Badass!