Swanky Culture!

Inspired Books are somewhat like the Natural Colors in Sliced and Polished Agates. No two are just Alike, even though they do have Similarities; but, each Slice is Unique: beCause the Formation of the Agate Changes, as one Slices into it. Likewise, when an Inspired Author is Moved by the Spirit of God to Write a Book, he does not have to Think about what he is going to Write: beCause, the Book is Automatically Formed within his Mind, and only God would Know just WHEN it was Formed: beCause, that is his End of the Business, you might say. At any rate, our Selected King from among all Kinds of Colorful Authors is the Inspired Writer of more than 460 Exceptionally Good Books, most of which Preezent Reasonable Solutions for our Massive Problems, which makes them Priceless, as if they came from the Blest Throne of King Solomon, himself: beCause, it Requires Truths and Wisdom to have Good Solutions. Most Authors do not even Pretend to have any Solutions for anything, in spite of Answering some Questions: beCause, they are not Gifted by God; but, that is not the Case with our Selected King, who Wrote an Average of one Inspired Book per Week during the Year 2020, including "Swanky Culture!" Obviously, he has Zero Competition among Normal Authors: beCause, less than one in 100,000 are Inspired Writers, and very few of them have ever written more than a few Books, and most of them only one Book, such as the Psalms of King David, the Book of Isaiah, the Gospel of Matthew, and so on. Indeed, even Moses is only Credited by Biblical Scholars with PARTS of the so-called 5 Books of Moses, which have at least 4 Distinct Authors, and they were Highly Edited by the Edomites, when they were Captive in Babylon, around 600 B. C. The Apostle Paul was an Exception to that General Rule, who is Credited with about half of the New Testament's 27 Books, even though many Scholars confess that 7 Books would be more Accurate and Realistic; or about one-hundredth of the Inspired Words that our Selected King has Written during the Past 40 Years, which Average about 40,000 Words per Book, when his Largest Books are Included in the Word Count: beCause, one of them is more than 4,000 Pages, which makes him the King of the Birds, who Symbolize Inspired and also Uninspired Authors, who are not so Colorful as Peacocks and Pheasants; but, even Plain White and Black Chickens often have much to Squawk and Crow about, for which they have also written books of various kinds and colors, and some of them are very Educational, while others are Great Collections of Intellectual Nonsense, which are most often called "Novels," which contain a lot of Dialog, who have Collected a lot of Words in their Vocabulary, and Stored them in their Spacious Memory Banks to Tantalize their Poor Deprived Readers, who are Spiritually Starving to Death for some True Foods! Jesus is often called the Lamb of God, the Good Shepherd, or the Light of the World; while Satan is called that Old Serpent, Lucifer, and the Devil, who is the Author of Confusion, Chaos, and MADNESS, who is Generally in Charge of Governments! The Followers of Jesus are most often called Sheeps and Goats, even though a few of them are called Disciples and Apostles; while Hardworking Men are called Workhorses, Bulls, and Jackasses: beCause, there are Vague Similarities; but, Jehovah God is the Supreme Ruler of this Solar System, who is in Charge of the Destinies of the Spirits of Mankind, and probably those of Animals, also; and this Inspired Book Reveals where he Livz, among many other Important Things that everyone Needs to Learn with a Capital L, in Order to be Truly Educated with a Capital T and E. Therefore, take a Good Look Inside of the Book, and See whatever you might Discover for your Mind to Think about and Meditate on, O Spiritually Hungry Souls: beCause, you have nothing Better to Do with your Precious Time, who may be the Victim of another Kind of Bug-19, who might even Die before you Discover WHY you were Born!