What a French Speaking Louisiana Hound Dog Says About Donald Trump

Dog Pens New Book to Put Trump in the DogHouse on Election Day, Now available on Amazon digital! A witty Louisiana dog has just released a new book he says will help guarantee to land Trump in the dog house on election day. The Louisiana Catahoula Hound Dog, who is a life-long Republican, wrote the satirical book pointing out Trump's lies, corruption, and indecency in a unique but simple literary format using a charming and playful dog! The hound named, Cajun Beau Bayou, rakes Trump over coals by speaking in French (with the English translations in small print at the bottom of the pages for readers who don't know French) and Trump, who is too much of stable genius to need a translator, takes the dogs damning critiques as flattery, so Trump sends out gushy 'thank you' twitters to the dog, all night long, making for a knee-slapping book."My book's goal is to make Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, and honest Republicans laugh out loud," says, Cajun Beau, "and, it is clearly a must-read for Republicans with an 8th grade education." Cajun Beau figured the literary device of a hound dog will attract dog-lovers, hunters, pickup truck drivers, and Fox News listeners. In addition, for those quarantined from the coronavirus, the book provides some needed levity and laughter to deal with the long days."This digital book is short, concise, compelling and at a very low cost," says Beau, "And, a downloadable book, cannot give you coronavirus no matter what fuming Twitters Trump tweets after Pence reads him the book." Beau asks readers who appreciate the book to mention it on their digital media pages like Facebook pages to give the book a viral spin on the internet but, more importantly to get, American a civil, honest and decent leader in the Oval Office.