Naughty book gift for Mother's Day

Repeat after me... "Moms have more fun!" Doesn't that feel and sound good? It's time to give your mom a book that will really please her. No more boring cookbooks, or how to make a vase. Modern moms want something different. They want more fun, more alcohol and more... oh, you guess. This book will make Mommy really grateful to you. It's the 21st century, people. Our mums want to fly into space, not cook lunches for their grandchildren.