Ivan and the Queen

Ivan goes along the river then can see barbarians splashing as they cross from one side to the other he shoots and blasts at the ones in the middle and keeps firing at them hitting and killing them as the other ones scatter left and right back up from the river into the forest they go behind the trees Ivan gallops around trees and leaps over bushes to get to them he whacks one in the back if the head with the plasma canon then back hands the plasma canon over the other and as one runs off he gallops after him then takes out his axe and splits his head open he crosses over to the other side of the river then as he is in the middle of the river a giant mythological creature comes from the deep side of the river he shoots at it then tries to make it across the river as it charges towards him thru the water he keeps shooting at it the creature lunges at him and the horse Ivan quickly gallops thru the water and keeps firing up at it then the creature lands on him smashing him under the water and drowning him the creature holds him underwater as Ivan takes out his axe and hacks into it with his other hand he aims the plasma canon up and shoots he blasts the creature and it goes backwards he swims out from under it then keeps blasting it with the plasma canon hitting it in the head it keeps going backwards then as barbarians come from the forest he keeps shooting the creature then as it falls back and splashes onto the water he turn and shoots at the barbarians they run down the embankment and he smashes one with the axe and blast another with the plasma canon he keeps shooting and killing barbarians as they come from the forest then runs up to the forest and can see them between the trees one leaps out at him and attacks Ivan blocks his sword with his axe then holds the plasma canon point blank and shoots him in the head blasting him backwards into a tree as one runs from the side and tries to chop Ivan's hand off with the plasma canon in it he moves it then over hand smashes the plasma canon over his head dropping him backwards as he goes to get up on his knees Ivan runs past him and chops his head off with the axe one the way to block a barbarians sword as he lifts it up over his head and tries to slice Ivan Ivan lifts up his axe and twists it the sword hits the axe as Ivan whacks the plasma canon into his knee and buckling him as he stomps and treads on him another one runs from the trees and forest Ivan aims and swings the plasma canon up he blasts him and he flies back thru the trees as he looks around he is being surrounded by them he quickly lunges at the first one then smashes the axe over his head then goes clockwise and chops the next one's head off before uppercutting the axe into the next ones chin and hooking the axe over the other ones head he shoots the last two then as one runs with a spear at him from the trees he dodges it then sticks his leg out as he trips and falls face first Ivan split g is head open with the axe then holsters the axe and listens as he aims the plasma canon thru the trees he treads quietly and can hear them he runs towards them with the plasma canon up then as he runs thru the trees he can see them climbing up the hill he shoots at them and keeps firing up at them from over the hill come the carts and more barbarians Ivan shoots up at them and keeps firing...