Motherf*cker

Before 9-11, when life was simple and all we had to worry about was the president receiving a blowjob in the oval office, I worked as a cook in a local restaurant for a year. This is a collection of stories from that time, insights into the industry, and proof that the movie Waiting is more of a documentary then a comedy. Filled with stories about crackheads, screw-ups, thieves and degenerates, Motherf*cker will entertain while educating you on the people who prepare your food. If anything this might be a diet book on how to save money by never eating out again. You have been warned.